积肥篇 - 咖啡渣工程

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早就听说星巴克鼓励园丁索取咖啡渣肥田。今天冒着胆子走进咖啡店,排到我时,漂亮的女服务员问:先生您喝点什么?我答: 不喝,我要咖啡渣!她愣了,此人有怪癖?不喝咖啡,却吃咖啡渣!她又问了我两遍:您确实要咖啡渣?我看她一脸茫然,赶紧解释:不是我吃,是我的菜园需要。她笑了,那么开心,这垃圾感情也有人要啊!她好心地告诉我,一大袋子啊,很重很重啊!这时另一位小姑娘正奋力地想把一大袋子咖啡渣从桶里拖出来,未果。我赶紧三步并两步,一把拎起咖啡渣袋子。以为特别重,用力过大,把咖啡渣拎到了半空。哈,我还真信了小姑娘的话,对我来说,拎惯了垃圾桶,这简直就是小菜一碟!这让俺想起大学武术队同学讲的故事,时间地点人物变了,其它的都是一模一样:

大学的系馆门口有30多级台阶。某天,看到一位戴眼镜的漂亮学妹,弓着腰把一件很沉重行李一级一级地往上拖 。同学动了恻隐之心,说,俺来帮你吧,于是卯足了力气一提。结果,差点把行李直接扔到二楼去!可惜我这个同学呆呀,也不知道要个微信号啥滴。

咖啡渣据说含有2%的氮,而且是缓慢释放地。所以可以直接散入菜地花园,不会烧坏它们。随着雨水,氮慢慢地渗入地下,植物叶子会变成墨绿色!

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咖啡渣的味道不是所有人都喜欢!比如大害虫,鼻涕虫。它们绕开咖啡渣呢。

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还记得上一篇提到的豆腐渣吗?回家后把咖啡渣按1:1 的比例拌好豆腐渣,加入一个一立方米大小的编织袋, 昵称:堆肥大包。一天后,大肥包升温到60度!咖啡香味飘满后院。豆腐渣再也不发出恼人的臭味了!(后经反复试验,2:1更安全)

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咖啡渣按1:1 的比例拌好豆腐渣,加入一个一立方米大小的编织袋,一天后,大肥包升温到60度!咖啡香味飘满后院!

一青 2017.4.28

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