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pig-headed

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution. “Great idea,” the chicken cried. “Let’s offer them ham and eggs?” “Not so fast,” said the pig testily. “For you, that’s a contribution. For me, it’s a total… (阅读全文)

反应灵敏的猪

从前,有一群动物准备偷渡,但是船上容不下这么多,于是, 大家提议说笑话,谁说的笑话不能让所有的人笑,就把它扔下海去。 牛就先说了,牛说完那个笑话,只有一只猪不笑。没办法,牛只好被扔进海里了。接着就轮到羊讲了。那羊讲的笑话一点都不好笑。这时,只有猪在那大笑起来。大家就觉得奇怪了,问那猪有什么好笑的,那猪说:哈哈,我终于明白:刚刚那牛讲的笑话为什么那么好… (阅读全文)

Three Little Pigs

from Roald Dahl’s Revolting Rhymes, 1982. The animal I really dig, Above all others is the pig. Pigs are noble. Pigs are clever, Pigs are courteous. However, Now and then, to break this rule, One meets a pig who is a fool. What, for example, would you say, If strolling through the woods one day, Right there in front of you you saw A pig who’d bui… (阅读全文)

A pig’s ear(转贴)

 Recently a man lost his ear, and it was replaced by doctors with a pig’s ear. They trimmed it down a bit and made it look humanly before attaching it. Few weeks later and the man went back to the Doctor and said: “Doctor, I keep hearing this noise and it’s doing my head in.” To which the doctor replied: “Don’t worry; it’s just a bit of crackling… (阅读全文)

Pig with medals

 A homeless man stops at a farmhouse to beg to spend the night. The farmer answers the door and says, “Sure, we can put you up.” The vagrant washes up for dinner and meets the family downstairs. Sitting at the dinner table are the farmer, his wife, their son, and a gigantic pig who is sporting three medals around his neck, as well as a wooden leg… (阅读全文)

猪的理想

猪找上帝要做人。帝问:想做工?答:太累!问:务农?答:太苦!问:经商?答:太难!问:那有何求?答:能吃喝嫖赌那种!帝大悟:狗日的想当国家干部! (阅读全文)

揭密加拿大华人同性恋真实生活

      并蒂莲,两生花–他们仿若一体,从性别到样貌,并且彼此深爱。   同性之爱,历来是众多文艺作品里描写和讨论的题材,可能在很大程度上还是满足的大众窥探私隐的好奇心。他们为爱的权力进行的抗争和努力,赢来的欢呼声中有多少足够真诚,而不是嘲弄着起哄。   无论世界的文明如何进步,相关的法律如何出台,任何人面对的都是具体的个人表情。这些表情甚至凌驾于文明… (阅读全文)

407来帐单了……

上月,为了探索上班捷径,上了407,路又好又宽,车流少,来回走了几趟,感觉极好,可以省十几分钟. 一天,考虑到好东西要大家分享,终于忍不住告诉M师兄,M师兄闻听此言,没有高兴,反而说:..没有人告诉你407要收费的吗?………而且他还估计了一下收费的数额….. 今天407果然来帐单了….而且上面的数额跟M师兄估计的差不多…想来师兄也干过同样的事….. 这才想起来很久很久以前也有… (阅读全文)

海东牛肉

节后上班,同事一见面就问我,怎么没有去参加他们的新年聚会,说大家还等着吃你的“海东牛肉”呢! 哇,还记得呢。 公司每年都要举办一次国际食品节。所谓国际食品节,就是由来自不同文化背景的员工,各自做一道本民族的特色食品,带到公司,聚在一切,共同分享。 而且每届国际食品节上,都要分类评选出最佳食品。当然,没有什么专家或特邀评委,每人一票,这叫民主。 在不久前… (阅读全文)