关于男女的 deep thoughts
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy 浪漫的数学 聪明男人+聪明女人=浪漫 聪明男人+笨女人=偷情 笨男人+聪明女人=婚姻 笨男人+笨女人=怀孕 ______________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need. 购物的数学 一个男人会为一件值10元他需要的东西付20元. 一个女人会为一件值20元她不需要的东西付10元. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 通用方程和统计 一个女人为未来担忧直到她找到一个丈夫. 一个男人从不担忧未来直到他得到一个妻子. 一个成功的男人是能挣比他妻子能花的钱还多的人. 一个成功的女人是能找到这样一位男人的人. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 幸福 要想和一位男人幸福生活,你必须非常了解那个男人但只爱他一点点. 要想和一位女人幸福生活,你必须非常爱她但千万别试着去了解她. ______________________________ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. 长寿 结婚的男人比未婚的男人长寿,但结婚的男人比未婚的男人更想去死. ______________________________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does. 变化的趋势 一个女人和一个男人结婚是期望他能改变,但他从不改变. 一个男人和一个女人结婚是期望她永不改变,但她一定会变. _____________________________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument 讨论技巧 争论的最后一句话必须是女人讲的. 男人在那以后讲的任何话都是新一轮争论的开始.
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“笨男人 聪明女人=婚姻” 有可能是骂别人, 但”笨男人 笨女人=怀孕”却一定是在骂自己,而且还特深刻。
This artical seems so familiar. Did you copy and paste from a book named “Men And Women”??
It’s from my friend’s email.