做男人就是开心

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Men are just simply happier people, and here is why…

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car Mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all of your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!

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  1. 1. everybodyishappy - 2007年1月23日 13:18

    Women can do all the above that men can do, except:

    1. Men could not be pregnant. 2. Women can have more paid with same or less work nowaday. That is a truth. In some companies, most of men would like to help women, handle heavy and dirty stuff. In the IT company I work, most men would figure out questions, but most of women like to ask for help instead of do it own their own. They still have the same paid.

    No matter being a men or women is good. after all you are a human, should know to help and show your appreciation to others. For those women who think men is happier, think about the responsiblity on a men. For those men who whink women is happier, think about how difficult to deliver a child, and etc.

  2. 2. 五瓣丁香 - 2007年1月23日 13:47

    fuuny

  3. 3. 五瓣丁香 - 2007年1月23日 13:52

    sorry,too funny that I made mistake

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