幾個小小笑話

2007年2月7日 — 2,635 浏览
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終于學到粘貼了,粘幾則笑話測試一下.

护士看到病人在病房喝酒,就走过去小声叮嘱说:”小心肝!”病人微笑道:”小宝贝。”

丑男拿著九十九朵玫瑰献给漂亮的女同事,嫁给我吧!我爱你!女:算了吧!我对你没 感觉。男:请告诉我那一点不好我改。女:你到底喜欢我那一点,我改!

大象被蛇咬了,可蛇飞快地钻进地洞里,大象很郁闷,心想:等到天黑,小样,看你出 来不!这时洞里钻出一蚯蚓,大象咣一脚踩上去:小子,你爹呢。

某餐厅有一只鹦鹉,有客人进门他就会说:欢迎光临!有一客人不信,从门口”嗖”的 一声跑进餐厅,只听那鹦鹉大叫:cao你妈!想吓死我啊!

福尔摩斯和他的助手一天晚上在山坡上搭起帐篷露营,睡到半夜,福尔摩斯推醒旁边的 助手,指着 满天的繁星问道:”看到这么多星星你想到了什么?”助手沉思了半晌,说 道:”天空真是无边无际,每颗星星都相当于一个太阳,而我们居住的地球在太 阳系里 只是很小的一颗行星,我们类又是显得多么渺小啊!”你这个笨蛋,我们的?帐篷被偷了! !!”福尔摩斯怒道。

吸血蝙蝠满身鲜血的回来,众蝙蝠甚是羡慕,问他从哪找来这么多鲜血,它把众蝙蝠带 到一大树旁,问:看到大树没?众答:看到了。它:他妈的,我就没看到.

小孩把妓院养的鹦鹉偷回家,一进门鹦鹉便叫;搬家了!看见他妈妈又叫:老板也 换了!见他姐姐又叫:小姐也换了!看见他爸爸又叫;我cao,还是老客户!

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  13. 爱心幼儿园 Says:

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  15. 秋梦 Says:

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