闖紅燈遭遇警察之後

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前天一大早開車送孩子上中文學校.快到一個路口時,前面的交通燈變黃色了.當時不想停下來,加足油門就沖.沒想到車子前輪剛出線就轉成紅燈了.這時的車速快80我也不可能踩剎車了,硬著頭皮就闖過去.

闖過去後被一大早在路上亂竄的警察給逮到路邊.當時只覺得腦袋轟地一聲血往上涌,心想完了完了.明年的保費要昇了.下了車,乖乖地把駕照和保險單交給警察.然後沖他擠出一個無比難看的微笑.

黑壯的警察看了看駕照和保險單.說我闖紅燈了.我無力地辯解道:出線的時候是黃燈.當時停下是不安全的.警察不緊不慢地說道:,黃燈亮的時候你有足夠的距离停車.呆呆傻傻的我不知道要說什麼.

警察接著問:開車幾年了?”六年了“.”有沒有吃過罰單“”,吃過兩張“.看到那個警察一下子來了精神,大了點聲音問道:兩張?為什麼?無奈之中拙嘴笨舌地說了一大堆:第一張是兩年前在路邊停車,車頭方向和別人相反了.第二張是因為公寓大樓修車庫,我把車停到小路里,過了半夜兩點忘記取回來,又吃了一張.

說完後像待宰的羔羊看著警察.卻意外地聽到他說:以後遇到黃燈不要加速沖過去.今天就不開罰單給你了.然後把駕照和保險單遞給我.

,這話聽起來像天籟之音,美妙動聽.雙手接過駕照和保險單,

想起一位朋友說過的:在加拿大做什麼事都要誠實……

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  24. 遠方 Says:

    大新,你說是六一兒童節嗎?俺沒過。 :)

    東邊兄,俺老不出新貼也有點不好意思。今晚出一個。

    王子,遠方兄哪能就這樣不說再見就走。不禮貌不是。呵呵

    虎妞,看到你這麼親切的問候,赶緊蹦出來問個好。

  25. persianprince Says:

    咦,远方姐姐就这么离开啦?再见都没说呢。

  26. mahu Says:

    这家伙,死哪去啦???????

  27. 东边日出西边雨 Says:

    hi, my brother, how come u disappear without trace……..looking forward to the new post………

  28. 新蓑笠翁 Says:

    过两天远方要过节咯 :D

  29. 东边日出西边雨 Says:

    morning my brother yuanfang, u have a wonderful day………..

  30. 遠方 Says:

    丁香,赶緊寫一篇上來。讓俺們提高警惕,共同對付加國黑警。 :)

    天兄,特產就不要了,寫寫溫哥華游記。 :D

  31. 替天行道 Says:

    在温哥华看到你和警察的遭遇, 回村后给你报一个到, 不好意思,没带特产回来.哈哈.

  32. 五瓣丁香 Says:

    今天,我遇到躲在小径抓超速的警察了.罚了五十多呢. 那时,我想:能找远方的话,就有救了.

  33. 遠方 Says:

    趴趴,東邊,小樹,下午好!

    俺回來啦。。。 :D :D :D

    給三位兄弟三張真誠的笑臉!

  34. 东边日出西边雨 Says:

    morning my brother yuanfang, waiting for ur new posts……have a great day…….

  35. 橄榄树 Says:

    本想大声敲门,谁知还挤不到门口,就被告知,你出去了。

  36. 趴趴 Says:

    嗯,出去玩好

  37. 遠方 Says:

    大新,趴趴,虎妞,愛米,阿妍,周末快樂!!!

    俺這人有點怪,一到冬天思想就活躍.一到夏天手腳就靈活.

    腦代瓜是冬勤夏懶.手腳是冬懶夏勤!沒配合好... :D :D

  38. 趴趴 Says:

    周末愉快

  39. mahu Says:

    村长家门槛都快被踏破了, 真会折腾我们这帮老实人, 搞什么鬼啊, 得了间歇性失语症?! :(

  40. 新蓑笠翁 Says:

    周末愉快! :D

  41. 东边日出西边雨 Says:

    远方兄,周末愉快!

  42. 爱米 Says:

    远方喝了蒙汗药?难怪不写文了。周末快乐!

  43. 阿妍生活日志 Says:

    远方.快周末了.先问候你.

    你自从红灯让警察逮了后就再也不出手了?

    想看看你最近有什么想法哩

  44. 新蓑笠翁 Says:

    各位大佬,小二上酒了~~~~ 小声问村长,有一杯下了蒙汗药。给谁?

  45. 趴趴 Says:

    吃过了,哈哈

  46. mahu Says:

    看看~~~驴大怒,蹄之。。。虎大畏,逃之不見。。。。 :D

  47. 遠方 Says:

    虎妞,驢還有兩三下可獻丑.俺不敢和它比. :P ;-)

    大新,上酒.俺和趴趴一醉方休……. :P  :D  :D! 

  48. 趴趴 Says:

    嘻,大新快上酒,村长没酒写不出的

  49. mahu Says:

    咦?村长黔驴技穷,不写啦?害得洒家天天颠儿颠儿地来回空跑~~~ :(

  50. 遠方 Says:

    大新,送兩瓶好酒給俺.表情很簡單. :) :D ;-):P 打的時候要在中間加空格.

    米羅,終于冒上來啦…虎妞說啦,俺不是運氣好,是沾了母親節的光.遇上女警就死定了.你下次見女警再闖紅燈,準沒事.呵呵.. 漢堡包多不好吃,老外的東東盡蒙人.俺請你吃潮州菜….  :) 親愛的趴趴,小樹,下午好!長周末忙著燒烤.現在話都說不出來了.還好有一雙”玉手”..哈….. ;-) :P :P :D

  51. 新蓑笠翁 Says:

    这段时间忙乱得有点晕呼呼的了,都没出来串门。 问个早上好,目的是让你告诉我怎么才能有丰富的表情:D

  52. Milo Milos Says:

    你的命咋就那么好呢?为什么警察每次都抓我?都怪我总是把汽车当战斗机驾驶,而且车身太过于鲜艳,行驶在高速上像黑夜中的萤火虫一样,而且有几次把自己幻想成警察,结果真警察出现了。被抓多了,我就问警官:“你们招华人警察么?”他们说,“Welcome!”

    如果我做了警察,远方你闯红灯,要给我买个汉堡包后才能走。

  53. olive tree Says:

    长周末,忙什么了。

  54. 趴趴 Says:

    远方好,好忙吧

  55. 新蓑笠翁 Says:

    远方,长周末过的可好?

  56. 遠方 Says:

    飄飄姐,愛米,周末快樂!

    愛米,俺哪有面子.不都是你們幾個弟兄姐妹們給滴嗎? ;-) :D

  57. vcxz Says:

    好人还是多,学做好人

  58. 爱米 Says:

    長周末快樂! 还是村长面子大,不用写文访问者也络绎不绝:D ;-) :-)

  59. 遠方 Says:

    虎妞,俺笨笨是為了襯托你的聰明. :P :D :P

    飄飄姐,長周末快樂!和孩子出游嗎?祝飄飄姐好心情.

    趴趴兄,長周末快樂!太普通了,不過想不出更好滴.呵呵..

    東邊兄,看見你浮出水面是不是俺要發財了,今天剛買了張649.小賭怡情. :D :D :D :D :D :P

  60. 东边日出西边雨 Says:

    也来跟远方兄道长周末愉快……….

  61. vcxz Says:

    周末好,休息一下,明天去动物园。

  62. 趴趴 Says:

    長周末快樂!

  63. olive tree Says:

    good afternoon!

    really thinking i’m lazy.

  64. mahu Says:

    哎呀~~~真是个笨笨~~~ 不是冒号和分号,是;-和),记住了多留点空间!

    ;-)

  65. 遠方 Says:

    趴趴,MAHU,我也用了分號,為何不行?

  66. 遠方 Says:

    :; :; :; :D

  67. 遠方 Says:

    MAHU,趴趴,阿妍,貓寧!

    :; :; :D

  68. 阿妍生活日志 Says:

    要诚实,要诚实......

    问候远方.好久没来你家了.

    坐一下

  69. 趴趴 Says:

    :P :D ;-) :-) :( :)

  70. 趴趴 Says:

    分号,就是眨眼了 ;-)

  71. mahu Says:

    哈哈! 一个也没出来~~~ 看我的! :P :D ;-) :-) :( :)

  72. 遠方 Says:

    :} :} :$ :# :@ :!

  73. 遠方 Says:

      :P :I :J :F :S :A :C :V :W :N :M :U :Y :T :R

  74. 遠方 Says:

    在自家先練練.

    :W :E :G :T :Z

  75. vcxz Says:

    下午出去,好冷的

  76. mahu Says:

    三八婆脸上横肉太多,要留空间才能让肌肉舒展开来啊~~~~~

  77. 遠方 Says:

    哈……謝謝趴趴兄,謝謝趴趴妹妹,謝謝趴趴姐姐….

  78. 遠方 Says:

    飄飄姐,趴趴,下午好!

    :D :D

  79. 趴趴 Says:

    我明白了远方,笑脸之间,要加空格. :D :) :(

  80. vcxz Says:

    中午好,今天好天气,出去走走

  81. vcxz Says:

  82. 遠方 Says:

    可能專心做網站去了.趴趴不要擔心.

  83. 趴趴 Says:

    不知道米罗怎么了,BLOG里的文章删除了好多

  84. 遠方 Says:

    趴趴,王子,飄飄姐,心漪,小樹.早上好!

    俺來啦……….向各位問候.這幾天忽冷忽熱,心情也沉沉浮浮.呵呵….

  85. 趴趴 Says:

    早上好

  86. vcxz Says:

    去看看

  87. persianprince Says:

    我们怀念你,远方,你今天跑哪儿去了?

  88. olive tree Says:

    morning!

    It is a good news that you had a lucky experence during the mother’s day!

  89. 心漪 Says:

    早上好!跟着远方兄长经验。

  90. 遠方 Says:

    替天,愛米,趴趴,王子,嫵媚,MAHU,丁香,大新…各位早上好!

    原來替天兄是同盟軍.:)

    嫵媚,我現在也不敢亂沖黃燈了.安全和保費都是要緊滴.呵呵…

    愛米,王子,趴趴,也祝你們好運連連.^_^.

    MAHU,何時心情好了,靈感來了.一定記得再寫回來.一直惦著呢.:D

  91. 替天行道 Says:

    远方兄,好运气,我曾经有过类似的事情,警察也放了我一马。

  92. 爱米 Says:

    诚实赢得好运! 鼓掌

  93. 趴趴 Says:

    嘻嘻,

  94. persianprince Says:

    好运道来啦!

  95. mahu Says:

    是啊,我为了这件事,也郁闷了好几天呢~~~,不过,哪天心情好或许还能给回上来。写文章也需要激情啊,那天写完后,关机!睡觉!却怎么也睡不着,大脑皮层还处于兴奋状态,谁知第二天爬起来头脑发昏还想修改得锦上添花,不小心网络中断,就丢了,我要是当时有把斧子在手上的话,一定劈了那个臭电脑!

  96. 妩媚灵魂 Says:

    真幸运,遇到好人了,感谢上帝!看来下回我也不要闯黄灯了。

  97. 遠方 Says:

    MAHU,原來俺是沾了母親節的光.呵呵… 我想問問,那天那個有關婚姻的文章寫那麼好那麼經典,為何刪了.我到現在還在後悔沒復制下來.下次看到好文章一定要復制下來.

    丁香,謝謝.母親節過得可好?收到花和禮物了嗎?:)

    大新,看你這一說,俺真應該念律師才對.^_^.

  98. 新蓑笠翁 Says:

    如果我遇到警察拦我,先打个电话问问你怎么回答他的问题才好。你已经有经验了嘛。哈哈~~ 远方下午好!

  99. 五瓣丁香 Says:

    开心吧!替你开心呢. 诚实赢得好运!

  100. mahu Says:

    SF! You are luck! Maybe it’s mother’s day? If that is a police woman, you’re died!

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