法国人很像中国人
2010年6月25日 | 作者: 海东 | 2,314 浏览
在所有西方人面孔里，从欧洲到北美，我一直认为在男人中，只有法国人最像中国人。
我总是把这个人类学的新发现，有机会就讲给周围的人。经粗略统计，有40%的人同意此观点，有10%的人想了想2分钟后表示同意，有10%的人想了5分钟后才同意，有10%的人想了5分钟后还是不太认同，还有20%的人想也没想就不同意。
仔细端详一下法国男人，真的很像中国人耶：那黑头发，那黑眼睛，那颧骨，那脸庞，那鼻廓，那下巴……
现在，连法国人的足球，踢得也像中国人啦：场上战术单调，军心涣散，缺乏活力，毫无进取；场下倒风起云涌，波澜跌宕，鸡犬不宁，新闻不断。
上周尚存的一丝幻想，明明知道根本就不会发生的奇迹，最终还是没有出现。乌拉圭进了一球就不再进了，倒是南非进了两球，活生生地把法国队推下了好望角悬崖。
世界杯小组赛一场没胜、名次垫底的法国队，就这样，让无数喜爱法国队的鸡迷们和伪鸡迷们感到非常失望，甚至失望到了极点。早先一只活蹦乱跳的雄鸡，被乌拉圭挠了一下，被墨西哥踩了一下，被南非拍了一下，这回彻底趴窝了。
记得也有人将中国称为“东方的雄鸡”，天津是鸡脖子。
成王败寇，再有名的名帅、名将、名靴、名鸡，在输掉比赛也输掉名声及荣誉之后，也会被铺天盖地而来的热嘲冷讽，搞得找不到回家的路。有时候，真分不清是落井下石，还是落石下井，反正是掉井里了，后面还跟着一批大大小小的石头。
我为落难中的法国队悲伤，更为落难后的法国队悲伤。南非世界杯，只有1个月的人浪；对法国队而言，也只不过12天的恶梦。而在以后那漫长的日子里，一群大男人，将怎样摆脱心灵沉重而无形的阴影，将怎样面对身边亲友热切而迷惑的目光。
还是给法国队一点点宽容与安慰吧！
其实，法国人和中国人还是不一样。知足吧，法国人，你们毕竟还进了1个球、还平了1场、还得了1分。与中国队的百科全输相比，你们还有五千年的路要走。
足球，不过是一场游戏；人生，还有更大的舞台。
我曾经数次问过身边的中国女人：该怎样评价或形容法国男人？经粗略统计，大约有70%的人称其“浪漫”和“迷人”，其中：20%的人想了想2分钟，20%的人想了5分钟，其余的人想都没想就脱口而出。
而“浪漫”和“迷人”这两个词，从来就不会被放在中国男人的前面。
哈哈。对于法国队咱就不落井下石了，对于中国队还真希望给他们的井里多填 点石头，垫高点让他们快上来
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