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1. The average cucumber is at least six inches long. 2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week. 3. A cucumber won’t tell you size don’t count. 4. Cucumbers don’t get TOO excited. 5. A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety. 6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up. 7. You can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket… and you know how firm it is before you ta… （阅读全文）

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