你智能了吗?

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现在的世界似乎一夜之间就完全智能化了!君不见一切物体的前面都被冠上了“智能”二字:智能手机,智能汽车,智能硬件,。。。好像没有这两个字,你就是垃圾。

我在小学毕业之前都没有见过汽车,每天只是上学、拔猪草、上山砍柴。初中时,每天都是劳动课,看到有汽车从学校农场前开过时,竟然幻想着自己坐在车上,威风地朝着劳动的同学们招手!后来有幸到了大姐工作的造纸厂,当汽车往返着去糖厂拉甘蔗皮时,我硬是缠着司机,不停地来回坐车!

后来上了大学、硕士、博士,每年寒暑假都是一天火车、半天汽车、三里山路地来回奔波,喜不自禁。从教十几年后,被选派为高级访问学者,有机会坐了飞机;现在,有机会坐宇宙飞船了,可惜没有钱。

记得有一年暑假回家时,我有事要打电话。早晨一大早就起床,骑了半个多小时的自行车才到了区公所的邮电局,那可是第一次打电话,激动得什么似的。后来工作了,电话还是只有处级干部才能享受的待遇,而且还得缴五千块的初装费。等我升到一个副处级时,去催校办给装电话。那校办主任给下面打电话:你们不能再拖了,人家怎么也是个副处了!顿时羞得我无地自容。现在呢,智能手机都玩腻了,谁还要你那个座机。

上大学时,我选了一门课《数值分析》,学了点BASIC语言,写了一段程序去验证费尔马大定理,结果DOS机进入了死循环,吓得什么似的!后来,硕士、博士期间都没有机会去学习计算机。直到博士毕业时,看到计算机专业的同学用电脑打印论文、而我只能手写加复印时,把我羡慕得什么似的!工作后,才有机会用上了单位的286386 现在呢,台式机都快被淘汰了,计算机被直接穿戴到了身上。

我还是落伍了:至今还在用着Windows 7,教着1 + 1 = 11;可外面的天空却在弥漫着云:云计算、云存储,我一点都不懂;大数据把我炸得魂飞魄散,却还不知道自己是怎么穷死的。眼睁睁看着马云满世界搜刮钱财,我却仍然为了柴米油盐而揪心;眼睁睁看着列强和无赖逞狂,我却只能忍气吞声;眼睁睁看着恐怖主义满世界横行,我却无能为力。

我的智能哪里去了?愿上天把我智能化,从此不再是垃圾。

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