2008年3月 的存档信息

2008-03-30 11:59:20 | 533 浏览

To those of us who have children in our lives,whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces,nephews, or students…… here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control,you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to His own children.After creating heaven and earth, God created … (阅读全文)

2008-03-28 16:19:37 | 524 浏览

SPRINGTIME - FINALLY !!!!  I wish it was that easy to plant a garden full of flowers! This is neat give it a try. Click your mouse anywhere (& everywhere) on the page below & see what happens!  Better yet, click & drag your mouse over the blank page… Enjoy!!    HAPPY SPRINGTIME TO YOU ALL!!!   (阅读全文)

2008-03-26 21:55:39 | 478 浏览

1、表哥对我说,杀猪杀屁股,各有各的刀法,我想也是,有人杀脚,有人杀手。电影中杀手好像是一种找钱的工作。 (老师批语:这杀手算名词活用,还是乱用?)    2、今天起早,妈妈就到田里去了,田野上不见一个人,只有一头猪在慢慢快跑。 (老师批语:你妈和猪是啥关系,还是你眼神不好?慢慢快跑是什么跑法?)  3、隔壁的王大妈,太热心热肠了,有时说起话来却没心没肺。  (老师… (阅读全文)

2008-03-24 22:55:27 | 297 浏览

PARENT - Job Description This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way,I don’t believe any of us would have done it!!!! POSITION: Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging,permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication an… (阅读全文)

2008-03-18 13:39:33 | 579 浏览

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2008-03-17 18:37:25 | 400 浏览

据说决定智商的八对基因全部都是位于X 染色体上面,然后男生是XY,X 是来自母亲,Y 是来自父亲。所以男生的智商全部都是来自母亲的遗传。 然后女生是X X,所以女生的智商是父亲跟母亲各有一半影响。 然后说,因为女生的智商是父亲母亲都有影响,所以会有中和的效应。 所以女生智商的分布会呈现自然分布( normal distribution ),就是倒钟状,中间最多,两边较少。 然后男生因… (阅读全文)

2008-03-13 17:15:30 | 402 浏览

On the eighth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said: “Today I am going to create a land called Canada.  It will be a  land of  outstanding  natural beauty.  It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats, and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and  trout,  forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over… (阅读全文)

2008-03-08 10:41:22 | 360 浏览

These two guys reared this lion from a baby in England but the authorities would not allow them to keep it once it reached maturity so they were forced to give it up. They took it back to Africa and placed it in a wildlife sanctuary.A year later they went to see it and were told that it would not remember them…There’s no sound, but watch the vi… (阅读全文)

2008-03-05 22:47:34 | 531 浏览

A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be willing to sell the bibles door-to-door for $10 … (阅读全文)

2008-03-03 23:03:19 | 452 浏览

Getting old, are we?  Reflexes slowing down? At one time, the automobile driving manual said the average driver’s reaction time was: ..75 seconds    -or-     1 car length for every 10 mph… Test your reaction time with this special test. 如果看见羊跑出来,以最快速度点击下面那个dart图案的按钮。一共五只羊,然后会有评估的反应级别,试试吧! (阅读全文)

2008-03-02 22:00:16 | 477 浏览

最近,我收到这样一封邮件,抄录如下:   PLEASE pass this email on to as many people as you can (even if they don’t have kids) so that we can raise awareness and hopefully prevent any tragedies from occurring. This is a new drug known as ’strawberry quick’. There is a very scary thing going on in the schools right now that we all need to be aware o… (阅读全文)

2008-03-01 13:53:34 | 493 浏览

1]  You woke up in a strange place  2]  Your new diet doesn’t seem to be working  3]  You pulled a muscle while trying to exercise        4]  Your new hat looked better on you at the store  5]  You keep losing things  6]  You feel like you’re in the wrong place at the wrong time  7]  The boss chewed you out at work  8]  You got caught in the rain… (阅读全文)