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New employee 入职新员工

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You are listening to Stevie Wonder 你在听Stevie Wonder (It’s your first day at work and all is fine and great) (第一天上班,一切都很好)  

After 3 months …. 3个月后…… image002.gif

You are listening to HOUSE music 你在听HOUSE (because you are so busy that you’re not sure if you’re coming or going) (因为你很忙,无法确定去留问题)  

After 6 months… 半年后…… image003.gif

You are listening to Heavy Metal 你在听重金属 (your days start at 08:00 and end at 20:00) 你的一天从早上8点,直到晚上8 After 9 months… 9个月后…… image004.gif

You are listening to Hip Hop 你在听嘻哈 (You become fat due to stress and now you suffer from constipation) (因为压力,你胖了,而且现在被便秘所困扰) After a year…. 1年后…… image005.gif

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP 你在听Gangsta rap (Your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a ‘good hair day’ feels like as you fall out of bed and live on caffeine!!) (你的眼睛开始抽搐,忘记了梳理发型,就像从床上掉下来而且只靠咖啡因度日) image006.gif

After a second year…2年后…… You are listening to Techno 你在听Techno and have gone a bit… well… crazy!  看起来你已经有点疯疯癫癫了 And finally, after n year… 最后,n年之后…… image007.gif

That’s how people went CRAZY!!!

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